Narrative Integrity Failure Imminent!

The Mess has been subject to far too many tests of its narrative integrity. A total collapse is imminent. Loss of narrative integrity would cause THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT and thus is to be heartily avoided!

What can you do to preserve our narrative integrity?

• Ignore the voices! Sometimes you'll hear them. They are not of importance.
• Remember our background! Earth is a myth. Do not believe the lie. So too are all things of Terra.
• Avoid Cross-Dimensional Discussion! Simply adhering to this rule would prevent nearly all the causes of integrity degradation.
• Learn to Exist! Vagueness causes difficulties. Do not be impolite.
• Always remember: The Players Are A Myth. Do not think of them, do not consider them, do not acknowledge them and for damn sure do Not point them out!
  • And by all means, do not ever, EVER become your player!!

With these and other simple measures, we can preserve our narrative integrity and assure the future of our world for many sentients to come. Do your duty! Do your part! The world will thank you.

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