Buckminster Goldberg |
The looks |
Physical Description: |
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Buck's a tall, smarmy looking... thing. He's covered head to toe in soft crisp white fur, which bleach-white skin underneath. It's hard to tell what's furry and what's not. Despite his grey mullet, he's well built and pretty hot. His face is oddly proportioned, but not grotesquely. He has a huge chin sporting a smart grey goatee which flares out into long sweeping sideburns. His eyes are narrow and squinty, but they twinkle with energy. He has a short, blunt upturned muzzle. He looks a bit like how a cartoonist would draw a bulldog (minus the jowls), only if you ask him, he'll assure you he's a wolf. |
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Buckminster Goldberg is his name and movies are his game, though friends just call him "Buck". He's a bigshot producer, director and even an actor himself. He could be called wolflike, or some sort of canine, but he doesn't really look like one. He looks like a cartoonist's impression of one. Well, he actually looks closer to a bulldog, but let's let that slide. He's got a short muzzle and a broad ever-grinning mouth. His ears are large and taper to a point at the tips. He has a rather large chin with a gray goatee, and long similarly hued sideburns. He looks a bit cock-eyed, but looks like an honest chap. His teeth grip a cigar that wafts very thin smoke and the scent of tobacco through the air. His hair is in a kinda long and shaggy mullet that whisps up at the front, and is the same shade of gray as his facial hair. The rest of his fur, however, is crisp white. He's wearing an expensive suit with red shiny and non-shiny tiger stripes, yellow on the lapels and cuffs. Around his neck is a gold chain with a pendant emblazoned with the logo of Interpron Studios. His features make him look implausible, almost cartoony. But don't tell him that I said that. |
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He doesn't have a tail, though. |
Background: |
The style |
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His memory only goes back so far, but that rarely ever comes up and he doesn't really care. He knows far enough back that he can get along just peachy, thank you very much, though it does mention a stay in an Upwarp hospital that coincides approximately with his last memory. |
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His suit is a marvel in and of itself. Besides looking very sharp itself (tiger-striped with shiny and dull red fabric with bright yellow lapels and cuffs), the pockets are a lot bigger inside than they look on the outside. It cleans itself, too. It looks very very expensive. Or would, if he had bought it with money. |
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Buck's rise to fame was almost instantaneous after having created Interpron Studios. His films were lauded at several major pornography awards and he is regarded as one of the top pornographers of the Mess. He frequently releases quick B-Movie porn shorts as well. |
The life |
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Recently, a reinstantiation error has caused him to physically change, which may tie in with his conspicuously hidden background. |
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Not much is known where Buck comes from. He lives the high life of the amnesiac. |
Attributes/Powers: |
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He's the brain and heart and muscle and dick behind Interpron Studios, too. |
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Buck's skin is laced with nanomachines that makes it puncture-proof, and his suit is self-repairing and self-cleaning and contains instantiation nanites which can produce many simple and encoded items on demand, such as business cards and his notebook. He actually looks good in a mullet. |
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Among his powers are looking good in a mullet. |
Homewarp:Buck's love of archaic technologies and his hands-on craftsmanship has landed him in Topwarp, much to the Topwarpian's dismay. |
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He also has a bad habit of dying. Though he's really hoping it won't become his schtick. |