Hello, for This One surely Is the Curious One.
This one was not always the Curious One but rather Almost Nothingness, merely strewn-about pieces, pieces everywhere. It-we-I was brought-and-put together by the Grand Cosmic Message dictating the Form of Perfection which this one took upon itself to obtain. Spacetravel ensued until reaching the Odd Place where this one remains today and this one seeks more perfection! The Grandiose Splendor of the Light of All Things Technological shall Shine for the First Time upon This One Noble Being we-I call the Curious One!
-From Mr.Curious' Grand Statement of Purpose and Intents in a Place Such As This, For There Is a Need For Explanation In This Age
Come Again?
Mr. Curious is a sentient collection of particles, whose very sentience is the result of its being bombarded by ancient transmissions of 1950s American television. These signals, to Mr.Curious, are from a higher power in the universe, perhaps
the higher power. Mr.Curious reacted to this in several ways: firstly, it started his belief that he is the perfect entity. Secondly, it showed him what he considers the "perfect form"- a middle-aged 1950s businessman, complete with breifcase, newspaper, and porkpie hat. Finally, the focus upon science and the future that American culture had in the 1950s and 60s rubbed off on Mr. Curious; he sees the betterment of self through the use of technology as his divine quest, which is why he came to the Mess.
Oh, and an important note- Mr.Curious' does not move; he is a static being. Rather, the particles he is composed of quantum leap from one static position to another. Beyond shifting static positions in space, he is only able to emit an electric buzz or hum and release trace amounts of ozone into the air around him.
Opinions
- This One had the Extreme Pleasure and Delight of Communing with the One Called Hydra Epsilon! This Curious One is in Extreme Admiration and Adulation of the Hydra Epsilon in its Severity of Charm and General Mischief. The Curious One was Entertained Indeed by Interactions between the Ones Hydra Epsilon and Kayle!
- The Kayle was of Interesting Sorts and Unique Makeup, yet was Weak in Mannerism. This proved to be But A Ruse, however, as This Curious One observed when Attemping his-its-our-my own Michief of the Splendour of Nebulous Shape. This One must Seek to Commune with it Again.
- The Grand Storm Miss Feldspar sent Various Objects through This Curious One, but with No Harm Done. This Curious One is Amused.
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- "He needs to get laid. If he can get laid. Which I don't doubt, seeing as how any-fucking-thing is possible here..." -Kayle