@action neke=me
@link neke=$nothing
@succ neke={null:{store:,output}{with:alphabet,{prop:alphabet},{for:i,1,{dice:2,3,4},1,{store:{prop:output}{midstr:{&alphabet},{dice:{strlen:{&alphabet}}}}{if:{eq:{dice:10},1},'},output}}}}{prop:output}
@set neke=alphabet:aabcccccdeehiiiiikkkkllmmmnnnooppqqqrrrsssstttttuuvvxxxyyzz
Then just type 'neke' and presto! Within seconds you can speak like a native Queen!
Or not.
[smartass author is swiftly dragged off for correction]
Do note that the Neke are highly secretive about their language. It's practically impossible to learn its ridiculously convoluted grammar without inside help (e.g. neural shaping and/or grueling study classes). Using Neke words outside of their proper socio-grammatical context will get you laughed at most scornfully by nasty prissy little bugs. ~nn~