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The joruri glances to the shimasen. She sighs, puts down her instrument and hobbles over. They whisper to one another for a few minutes, then she sighs again and turns the page, producing a pen from the pocket of her robe and writes into the joruri's book before resuming her place.
[OOC] Sasamui says, "He needed the words of a poet, I think. Mind not functioning correctly. Drinking a curious blue liquor."
[OOC] GrayZero says, "The joruri, the player, or both? :)"
[OOC] Flenser says, "Mmmm, windex."
[OOC] Sasamui says, "The joruri takes his job extremely seriously. He would never drink at work. Now the shimasen. She's not to be trusted."
[OOC] Sasamui says, "Oh good grief. Now the 5th wall is talking to the 4th. My brain hurts."
[OOC] GrayZero says, "Good to know that there are folks here who take their jobs seriously. :)"

[OOC] Trilogee says, "If I don't see a log of this, someone is gonna' suffer, and it ain't me."
[OOC] Flyte says, "I never log ephermeral art."
[OOC] Flyte says, "Especially when I can't spell it."

Altis murmurs, "You are welcome. If you should have time, reach me via the datasphere or seek me in Epsilon Sector, Upwarp. I am easy to locate."
shinsei nods, smirking. "I'll do that sometime. Anyway, you owe me bondage, I owe you ego."
Altis murmurs, "I will hold you to that. "

Slight blinks. "Poor System! Maybe we should give him a gift or something."
You say, "Oh, he'd probably scream and run away and think it was a Strangevirus bomb or something."
You say, "What do you think we should wrap it in?"
(Retroactively through time, Theeka bounces cheerfully in place, exactly once, and waves her paw eagerly, exactly twice. "Mister System loves flowers!")

Olivia gives System a firm squeeze. "Here's something for your models: When someone who is very affectionate with you asks to go home with you, it's usually because they're hoping to hop into bed with you." She adds, "And by that I mean make love. So... do you want me to stop, or to keep seducing?"

Phoenix snaps his talons. "Drat," and drinks some more of the delicate glass spiral, rubbing his claws over thighs slowly. "Priestess, hmm? Who's she?"
Frostbyte says, "That's it. Priestess."
Frostbyte says, "She's, like, memetically programmed for the sole purpose of priestessing."
Phoenix laughs. "Is that so? How original! I take it, then, she's good at it."

Nikolai nods to Ardra. And to Phoenix. "Not unStranged, but no longer eStranged. Found me, became me, old lost mad one me. Unburied from time and darkness. "
Flyte is in said lap, and Ardra gets to experience wing-field permeation at close range. Whoa. =)
Flyte murmurs, "...Strange is still present, you're talking like I was five minutes ago."
Nikolai waves his hand toward Flyte. "Always like this, talking. Mad or notmad, verbosity unrelated to mindstate. Much mindfull, speaking lacks blunt clarity sometimes. Apologies. "

Grace click-drums, "And I am quite well. I have been learning to speak in more clear sentences more and more."
Trilogee gently caws, "That's wonderful, Grace! I'm sure everybody's having a much easier time understanding you, now."
Nikolai chuckles at that. "The clearspeak haunts you!"
Trilogee mock-glares at Nikolai. "Maybe you should take lessons."
Grace click-drums, "It is quite an infection, clearly speaking."
Nikolai raises his eyebrows at Trilogee. "Bah! Understandable I still am, hm yes, why change diction midstream?"

[OOC] Nikolai says, "Maybe I'll dream I'm in Puzzlebox. And you'll look at me odd. "What's that *human* doing here? What's his gimmick?" "
[OOC] Nikolai says, "And I'll be like, "I am no human but a super powah goku shinnijitsu mastaaaaahahhhh! Raaaah!" Then I blow everyone away with my mojotastic godmoding, until the Functions delete me and I wake up. "

[OOC] You page-pose, "Squeak has to pull a Eudora Welty here for a few." to Frostbyte and System
[OOC] System pages, "Eudora Welty?" to Frostbyte and you.
[OOC] You page, "The author that the Eudora email software was named after. She wrote a story called "Why I live at the P.O."." to Frostbyte and System.
[OOC] You page, "It was just an obscure reference to going to the post office. In my world, this passes for humor. :)" to Frostbyte and System.
[OOC] In a page-pose to you and System, Frostbyte chortles. ^_^
[OOC] In a page-pose to Frostbyte and you, System hees.

Camilla wobbles, almost falling off her seat. "Gracious." She leers at you. "'Nfat', is it?"
Nfat raises a claw. A quick sketch of some contextless (to you) pattern. "Yes, I would be being Nfat. You would ::be being... So I am presuming upon you to ask."
Camilla says, "I'm Camilla. At least... something like Camilla."
You say, "Greetings, something like Camilla. I am assuming Camilla is the usual."
Camilla rubs her shoulder. "You assume incorrectly. This Camilla is very unusual."
Nfat coughs, or is it laughter? "The usual unusual?"
Camilla says, "Most unusual unusual."
Nfat responds, "Would you be being an altered state, then, from your normal? I am offering the optional quote marks around the word normal."

shinsei begins, "Why would I care what Theeka's THAC0 is?"
System states quietly, "In case she wanted to tickle you, obviously."

[OOC] In a page-pose to you, Slight shares the knife of love.
[OOC] You page, "Aww. I didn't know you /cared/!" to Slight.

Shaun says, "Now that I think about it... don't you warforged walk around naked most of the time?"
Eyeball says, "Hey, I wear a hat."

[OOC] Kayle says, "Did we just apply C4 to whatever walls might exist?"
[OOC] What walls?
[OOC] The ones we were behind, nutter.
Speak for yourself. I'm *inside* the walls.
[OOC] Kayle says, "My MIND is now a PRETZEL. I hope you're happy with yourself."
And upon suggesting posting this...
[OOC] Nikolai grins. "You know if you only put that much up, you'll look like you're talking to yourself."
No, I'm talking to myself.
We're talking to ourselves.
[OOC] But which selves? I don't see anyone.
[OOC] That's because we're all behind you.

Mel hands Diafeara some paints, "Here's black and white... That's black. That's white. I wasn't sure you knew the difference."

Nfat queries, "What is price?"
The Discount Bin Ninja gestures with one hand. "It's what you give up to gain something."

Frostbyte watches Phoenix, Sabina, and Grace with wide, wide eyes. He does not seem inclined to blink ever again.

[OOC] You (GrayZero) page, "<jewishmother>You never *call*, you never *write*, I work my fingers to the bone to keep you in that manor and you go and run away and you don't even tell your dear old Myobi; what would your father say if you had one? You'd be killing him with your ungreatfulness, that's what! Oy vey, where *ever* did we go wrong...?</jewishmother>" to (Jeremy)
[OOC] In a page-pose to you, (Jeremy) cries. He's a bad fox. u.u

[OOC] Kayle says, "I think I broke one of my more normal friends by showing them your pineapple @desc, Echo."
[OOC] Echo grins. The really wild thing is that when you saw an animate pineapple you didn't think it would *say hello*.

[OOC] Clockwork says, "Let ye not stray from the default settings, for in that path lies peril and data corruption. The righteous user doth conform to his system... The path of the righteous user is beset on all sides by the inequities of spammers, and the pop-ups of evil men. Blessed is he who shepherds the n00bs through the Va113y of L4m3rz, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost data. And I shall strike down upon thee with fatal crashes and hardware failure, those who would attempt to corrupt and infect my brothers! AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE ADMIN!!! When I LAY MY 1337NESS UP0N 7h33!"
[OOC] Kayle quotes that.

Kayle smiles and shakes her head. "I have this feeling there may be damage control in order, later." She glances, somewhat peevishly, at the blob of mirror. "Damn. Next thing I know, the Functions are gonna show up. This is like sittin' next to a freeway..."

Tweek nodnods his head quickly with a malicious little grin. "Speeeeeeeed.." He produces the syringe, and without warning jabs Esche in the side of the neck with it, giving a hard thrust downwards of the plunger and sending the liquid straight into Esche's bloodstream. "Go, fatty, go! Zooooooom!" He starts to cackle maniacally, rolling off of Esche's girth and flopping onto his back on the ground.

Trancend stands up, in unison. Cend nods, "Yea, but he likes it." Trans looks decidedly uncomfortable as he walks over to Shizouka, Cend following just close enough to keep from being pulled by their cable, and he grins. "But getting messy can be fun, if you've got company..."
Shizouka nods in agreement. "Oh certianly."
Untitled's eye-LEDs glitter mischievously. "Ah, yes, there CAN be certain pleasures in a bit of...restraint."
Shizouka wipes her front down a little, trying to clean up the chocolate and vanilla mess...
The mirror-blob swells into a pregnant sphere and then bursts to release Besax.
Besax says, "This place is growing horrifically crowded."
[OOC] Trancend says, "Do you have a Porn-Sense, and is it tingling?"

System emerges, looking almost queasy, no mean feat for somebody with no digestion.
System states quietly, "I have seen the face of madness, and it is a small cat covered in latex."

[OOC] Frostbyte is making this up as he goes.
[OOC] Squizzle says, "Aren't we all?"
[OOC] Frostbyte says, "Mwahaha."

[OOC] Coalesce's brainteat is just about dry.
[OOC] Coalesce says, "That is a oh-shit-o-clock comment. "

[OOC] Charlotte-Sophia says, "Never say no to an idea bubbling from your unconscious, around here."

[OOC] Lysette brushes a hand behind her head, "Thoughts get there some how!"
[OOC] Sel nods. "Of course. Some times they are downloaded."
[OOC] Lysette coos, "My brain has a virus scanner, though!"
[OOC] Sel says, "When was the last time you updated the virus definitions?"
[OOC] Lysette pauses. "500,000,000 years ago, give or take?"
[OOC] Sel says, "Yeah... a few new ones came out since."

[OOC] Frostbyte pages, "Dude, your signal to noise ratio is 0.2, at most." to you(Clockwork).
[OOC] Frostbyte pages, "It's like watching the english language vomit." to you.

Inhatti laughs. "We are a sea, dear girl. We are the _Strangevirus_ making art for thou and thou refuse to see." Her voice changes, a symphony of buzzes carrying meaning from her throat. "We prefer serial incarnation to parallel for this project. It deepens the Mysteries."
Inhatti licks her eyeball, briefly.
sabina glances at Inhatti, left eyebrow arched. "Ummm, so you are legion? Creepy! How is that working out for you?"
Kehari latches on to another part of that. "This project? So you've done this sort of thing before? What's your goal with it all?"
Inhatti says, "It itched at first but now it is a delight, kitten."
sabina nods slightly. "Well great, keep it up then. Everyone has to have a talent and a goal in life. You are the only thing preventing your own success!"
Inhatti smiles. "It is art. We find it pretty. We xplore madnesses and menace."
[OOC] Kehari says, "sabina, motivational kitten. %)"
[OOC] sabina says, "Well, it's important to be supportive with the mentally ill."
[OOC] Inhatti says, "I'm scared now."
[OOC] Kehari is totally wiki'ing this. :D

Frost pages, "Come, my young ward, let's discuss Resistance-Inductance-Capacitance Series AC Circuits, and then dissolve in to incalculably perverted sex!" to you.

Velocity shrugs. "Things mean whatever you want them to, I guess." Then she pokes at Coalesce with a toe. "But did you have to eat the meaning of life?"

Talia shrugs and follows Maro into the air, butterfly wings working overtime.
Talia points at System. "One word about aerodynamics and you'll have so much glitter on you, it'll take /weeks/ to get rid of."

Lunaria cocks her head slightly as she lowers down to a full sit next to System. "You did not consent to such activity?" she vocalizes.
Frostbyte, from the sound of things, got distracted and is humping something the next room over.
System shakes (her) head. "I did not..."
Disturbing, given that about the only thing next thing over is some chairs.
Frostbyte evidently has lower standards as a stag.
Lunaria lowers her head and hugs System tighter.
System squeezes against Lunaria, then tilts (her) head at the ruckus from the entryway. "He's attempting to have sex with a chair."
Frostbyte says, "Take it, four-legged-no-horns! Who's your daddy?!?"

Frostbyte says, "What's the best way to shake reputation for being a heartless womanizer?"
Buck gives Frostbyte a totally unbelieving stare for an uncomfortably long time.

"The names sabina and the s is for sex. If you give me a chance your mind i will wrecks. Let me lay down some flow and all day i can go. We take slow as i blow and act like a lil ho! Work on the mike like it was a cock, set your eyes to spinnin like the hands on clock. So don't dis the bina-b cuz b is the bomb. i'll smack your ass like your Daddy and make out with your Mom! WORD!"

Echo says, "What am I today? ...oh."
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