Being of pure thought seeking alpha-waved sentient with frontal lobe for new experiences. No calls, just think about me, I'll know.
Confidential to Heisenberg Hottie: Sorry, I saw you, but I didn't see where you went. Call me.
Leather queen seeks large homiotherm with esophagus into which to lay thousands of eggs. Non-smoker preferred.
Ichorous, tentacled piper from the center of the universe seeks invertebrate cephalapod fed by the collective suffering of millions. No weirdos.
Pangrammatic MBA NK BDSM N/S TV BICJMtF ISO RL W/E SGLBTQ CPL w/SOH looking for X, Y, Z, and you.
Transubstatianted entity seeks super-positional mate for quantum relationship, part-time. Actual responses only, please.
Irresistible force seeks immovable object for illegal activities. Wear a carnation.
Existentialist seeking meaningful relationship in impartial universe. Enjoys dinners by candlelight and abyss-gazing.
... Nevermind. I can tell already it's not going to work out between us.
Single (race indeterminate) (gender indeterminate) figment of imagination desires relationship with you. Imagination optional. Suspension of disbelief a plus.
Forgotten deity seeking worshippers for restoration of belief; desires peace, harmony, and lots of orange polka dots for existence. Also seeking temporal representative; egomania a plus, willingness to submit to will necessary. No green, please. Serious applications only.
Whereever or whomever you are, I know you'll find me. Just get over here already. I'm getting impaitent.
Mad scientist seeking fair-haired henchwoman with whom to (eventually) rule over existence. Likes: baroque machinery, labcoats, SCIENCE!. Dislikes: pitchforks and torches, disobedient creations, superheroes. Pasttimes: wild-haired mania, nefarious experments defying the laws of nature itself, picnicing. Please call!
News-paper magnate seeking new content for afore-mentioned fine publication. Do keep posting!