Hey hey, berks!

Hey hey, berks, so I'm Roscoe, y'know, just a regl'ar chag.

I lost m'body. Dunno how, just woke up n' it was gone, yeh! Crazy stuff, eh?

I dun really miss it, but I wish I didn't have to use one o' these clunky guest drones.

The Last Bet

Okay, berks, so here's what I think happened, yeh?

M'palsies n' me, we were havin' us a celebration (hey, it was Sandsday, that only comes once a week, yeh!) n' we were really foulin' it up bein' what unreasonable blokes we are. So we're drinkin' our booze, larfin' it up 'n all, 'n I guess we was playin' cards, yeh! Best I kin figger, I bet m'body! My skaggin' body! But hey- I'm a bettin' berk, I am. So the next thing I remember, yeh, is wakin' up in one o' these drones!

I lived in this big ol' city called East Junction, over in the Cliff Area near th' Gap. Great place to live, heh heh, a berk's liable t'see a couple blokes go down the Gap every week! Great larfs there, yeh. Anyways, East Junction's part of this big ol' society I was part of that was under th' sea on this one ol' planet we fokes lived on, 'n I guess it's nowhere near th' Mess. Oh well, I bet I kin have a larf here, I kin, yeh?

Fokes n' Blokes

So here's some o' the berks I've been meetin' here in th' Mess, yeh?

Frostbyte n' Charm Frostbyte - Hey! These two're cousins or something, but the berks were tyin' knots with their tongues! What gives, yeh? 'N they're chags!

Lysette - Oh, she's a fine bloke, yeh! Has a bunch o' ports for doin' the ol' in 'n out with a computer or somethin'! Her planet blew up, sad for all the berks livin' there.