Don't Implode

From the datalog of Dr. Cornelius Moffatt:

Ah, implosion is a root effect of disassociationism. But informationalism is a root necessity in order to generate desired continuing evolution. In order to reassociate, modules are necessary to serve as translation mechanisms - it's an old principalism, but it must occur.

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...Upspeak Dialectical #2 recognized with variations. Downtranslating from Upspeak now for better recognition. Have a nice day. *ting*

There is too much going on here for us to really understand what any of it means. If we cannot conceptualize what existence means, why would there be a point for us to be scientists? We might as well be existing as cavemen in the wild.

Thus, I think it might be useful to have a translation mechanism - a creature! - who could try to gather the information we need to understand what this world truly means. I know that Dr. Litston believes that these creatures could be used as helpful playmates in a symbiotic relationship with their masters. Hogwash! Think of the experimental possibilities! Ideal objectivity! Experiments on a massive scale - all remotely! The sky's the limit! The Mess can be a wilderness no more!

Of course, I had best not say too much, just in case.

Theme Song

Still in the process of determination. [Psykosonik] seems almost appropriate, but it is not settled. Linkin Park's Faint is also a fairly good candidate.

The Corasyn Awards for Character Creation

• [Sherwood] for Best Art Direction for Small Mustelidae;
• [Mamabliss's] Dustbunnies (pay archive, sorry, sometimes it comes up on the free bits) for Best Speech by a Symbiotic Transformative Sex Object ("I is mearly (sic) astral thought projection form.");
• [The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive] for Best Single-Minded Story Site;
• [The CMYK Color Scale] for Using Interesting Colors (and being less confusing for the mostly color blind too).