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Artifical intelligence seeking n-bit distributed hyperconsciousness for breaking Moore's Law. No FAT32 chicks.

Being of pure thought seeking alpha-waved sentient with frontal lobe for new experiences. No calls, just think about me, I'll know.

Confidential to Heisenberg Hottie: Sorry, I saw you, but I didn't see where you went. Call me.

Leather queen seeks large homiotherm with esophagus into which to lay thousands of eggs. Non-smoker preferred.

Ichorous, tentacled piper from the center of the universe seeks invertebrate cephalapod fed by the collective suffering of millions. No weirdos.

Pangrammatic MBA NK BDSM N/S TV BICJMtF ISO RL W/E SGLBTQ CPL w/SOH looking for X, Y, Z, and you.

Transubstatianted entity seeks super-positional mate for quantum relationship, part-time. Actual responses only, please.

Irresistible force seeks immovable object for illegal activities. Wear a carnation.

Existentialist seeking meaningful relationship in impartial universe. Enjoys dinners by candlelight and abyss-gazing.

... Nevermind. I can tell already it's not going to work out between us.

Single (race indeterminate) (gender indeterminate) figment of imagination desires relationship with you. Imagination optional. Suspension of disbelief a plus.

Forgotten deity seeking worshippers for restoration of belief; desires peace, harmony, and lots of orange polka dots for existence. Also seeking temporal representative; egomania a plus, willingness to submit to will necessary. No green, please. Serious applications only.

Whereever or whomever you are, I know you'll find me. Just get over here already. I'm getting impaitent.

Mad scientist seeking fair-haired henchwoman with whom to (eventually) rule over existence. Likes: baroque machinery, labcoats, SCIENCE!. Dislikes: pitchforks and torches, disobedient creations, superheroes. Pasttimes: wild-haired mania, nefarious experments defying the laws of nature itself, picnicing. Please call!

News-paper magnate seeking new content for afore-mentioned fine publication. Do keep posting!


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