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... Nevermind. I can tell already it's not going to work out between us. |
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... Nevermind. I can tell already it's not going to work out between us. |
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Single (race indeterminate) (gender indeterminate) figment of imagination desires relationship with you. Imagination optional. Suspension of disbelief a plus. Forgotten deity seeking worshippers for restoration of belief; desires peace, harmony, and lots of orange polka dots for existence. Also seeking temporal representative; egomania a plus, willingness to submit to will necessary. No green, please. Serious applications only. Whereever or whomever you are, I know you'll find me. Just get over here already. I'm getting impaitent. Mad scientist seeking fair-haired henchwoman with whom to (eventually) rule over existence. Likes: baroque machinery, labcoats, SCIENCE!. Dislikes: pitchforks and torches, disobedient creations, superheroes. Pasttimes: wild-haired mania, nefarious experments defying the laws of nature itself, picnicing. Please call! News-paper magnate seeking new content for afore-mentioned fine publication. Do keep posting! |