The basic idea is "big-titted vixen made out of beer". Spawned from a running gag I have with a friend on IRC.
Not really an individual drug or intoxicant, these are sentient, ambulatory, anthropomorphic drinks that enjoy being consumed. They are held together by spontainiously-generated "gentle forcefields" that contain whichever substance they're made of, and by default allow anything else to pass through without so much as a tingle. This is, of course, tunable to the patron's specifications. Their personalities are somehow related to their composition, and are spontainiously generated and stored on request from a remote location.A randomly-generated digital personality is created for each use and linked to a forcefield "shell", which serves as their body and as the container for whichever liquid (nourishment, intoxicant, or otherwise) the consumer desires. Each personality is secure in the knowledge that they are pleasing someone and each hopes to be named, therefore saved, for later use. After a personality has served their purpose, two things can happen: Either they accept their lot in life and dissolve, pleased to have fulfilled their function; or they are named and retained for later usage, stored in the self-generated digital bliss of having pleased their patron to such a degree. Patron/drink bonds have been known to form between particularly longstanding pairs, with rumors of some drinks even being gifted with a permanent body by their patrons.
Available in a wide variety of species, genders, and compositions that will suit any and every taste.
Car-sized fourlegged mechacrab loaded for bear with a wide range of weaponry...that decided that all the world really needs is love. Xe seperated from xer mini-collective, and somehow wound up on Puzzlebox.
Standing before you is a four-legged armored machine about the size of a small car. The main hull is an expanse of smoothformed armor plates, matte black in color, punctuated by chunky damage-resistant joints. The design is vaguely crustacean. Printed in olive-drab OCR font across the upper hull, on all four sides, is "UPU #10V3".Xer central body is held about two feet off the ground and is almost perfectly symmetrical. Mounted atop xer central structure is a hexagonal turret, which contains a multitude of sensors, probes, spotlights, and a few ports for what look like various weapon systems. Sprouting from atop xer turret is a miniature forest of antennae, the purpose of which isn't readily apparent, as well as a single speaker panel.
I sorta took two parts Combine Strider, one part advanced military drone, a few hints from one of the robocop movies, and threw it all into a blender on "liquify". I'm thinking that there's plenty of chances for xer to spout off something like "Hug me. You have thirty seconds to comply."