:p:u:z:z:l:e:b:o:x: wiki: Strange/Library

Many sentients muster up the courage to venture into Strangewarp Library, hoping to loot it for its hoard of secrets, and fail to even find the building at all. A once-beautiful classical structure now ravaged by unknown forces and the creeping infestation of Strange, the Library has camouflaged itself in a near-perfect trompe l'oeil painting of its own ruins. Of those who've seen through the illusion and entered the building, few have returned, and those who have speak of horrors both gross and subtle prowling the halls of ancient books and corroding storage media. It is rumored that the Library is, in some way, a key to Strangewarp and the Virus, although noone can agree on exactly how, and that there is some sort of terrible mind contained within the Library's walls.

Rumor

Within the depths of the building lies a Trinity that sees and knows all and nothing.

Sweet William, the Library's Secretary, is known to be one of the creatures with active access to - and ability to order the cataloging system known as Strange Soup. However, with his apparent Viral cure, it is unknown whether he remains the Library's Secretary or not.

Late Fees

"Management would like to joyfully and languidly remind readersbreedersbleeders that a fine of no greater than one tenth will be exacted for each book found to be late through the traditionalmeans/trepenation/adoration/asphyxiation/aproximitiosis. The ext(ra)ction has been known to vastly improve the extent of one's thoughts. This will involve the opposite of razors, to the point of rendering life meaningful again. We do this from the understanding that without control is nothing. Please give all such texts to the Secretary, who will dispense with due protocol as required."