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"Management would like to joyfully and languidly remind readersbreedersbleeders that a fine of no greater than one tenth will be exacted for each book found to be late through the traditionalmeans/trepenation/adoration/asphyxiation/aproximitiosis. The ext(ra)ction has been known to [vastly improve]? the extent of one's thoughts. This will involve the opposite of razors, to the point of rendering life meaningful again. We do this from the understanding that without control? is nothing. Please give all such texts to the Secretary, who will dispense with due protocol as required." |
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"Management would like to joyfully and languidly remind readersbreedersbleeders that a fine of no greater than one tenth will be exacted for each book found to be late through the traditionalmeans/trepenation/adoration/asphyxiation/aproximitiosis. The ext(ra)ction has been known to vastly improve the extent of one's thoughts. This will involve the opposite of razors, to the point of rendering life meaningful again. We do this from the understanding that without control is nothing. Please give all such texts to the Secretary, who will dispense with due protocol as required." |