Various simchip records, starring Trancend and others.
Availible free for the asking, should you encounter the twins, these sensory recordings are sure to please. Compatible with any sort of sentience you may find yourself using, simply take the chip and slot, swallow, or insert it into the orifice of your choice. The chip will configure itself for your use instantly, and will dissolve within moments as it plays the experience directly into your conciousness.
Threaded: An exercise in topology you're sure to remember. Co-starring Coalesce. Commonly distributed on transparent blue chips.