Within the depths of the building lies a Trinity that sees and knows all and nothing.
Sweet William, the Library's Secretary, is known to be one of the creatures with active access to - and ability to order the cataloging system known as Strange Soup. However, with his apparent Viral cure, it is unknown whether he remains the Library's Secretary or not.
"Management would like to joyfully and languidly remind readersbreedersbleeders that a fine of no greater than one tenth will be exacted for each book found to be late through the traditionalmeans/trepenation/adoration/asphyxiation/aproximitiosis. The ext(ra)ction has been known to [vastly improve]? the extent of one's thoughts. This will involve the opposite of razors, to the point of rendering life meaningful again. We do this from the understanding that without control? is nothing. Please give all such texts to the Secretary, who will dispense with due protocol as required."
See also: Strangewarp | Attractions